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NINE BELLS chatgpt eats the rabbit

The AI device called the Rabbit R1 was sold as having the ability to connect to apps like Doordash and Uber, so you could place orders just by holding the side button down and talking normally. Infamously, it didn’t work. In fact most things about the Rabbit R1 don’t work. The “Large Action Models” that are intended to connect it to web pages don’t work, the “Intern” chatbot thing doesn’t work. It’s a great little search box, but that’s all.

ChatGPT announced today that it will have third-party services build apps inside of it.

Figma, Coursera, Zillow, Expedia, DoorDash, Booking.com, Spotify, Canva, Instacart, Uber, and AllTrails have already created apps within ChatGPT — or will be rolling them out soon.

That is exactly what Rabbit offered but couldn’t build. Now OpenAI will build it inside ChatGPT – and, don’t forget, OpenAI have promised/threatened an AI device that, like Rabbit, is intended to get you off your phone.

The Rabbit recently had an OS refresh, turning many of its functions into hypercards with tiny type that require the touchscreen to be a good deal more sensitive than it actually is. I doubt there’ll be another such refresh. ChatGPT just ate its ideas.

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NINE BELLS cobwebbed space

I’m assembling a little idea space I want to do some work in. For other people, I suppose this is like moodboarding – and I always encourage artists to show me their moodboards for the areas they’re currently interested in. For me, it’s a bit more messy and cobwebby. It’s what I want to talk about and how I want to talk about it. There’s no method, protocol, routine or discipline beyond making myself sit with an open notebook and thinking into it. Which also involves searching my memory. Sorting through the calamitous disarray of drawers and cupboards in my head for bits of films and half-remembered lines and barely recalled posters and graphics. It is the opposite of a memory palace. Not at all a wunderkammer. Anyone who’s seen my actual physical office will get the idea. Weirdly, I discover things better when they’re all over the place. And I accumulate a hundred new things into the piles every day, and covet more.

Is it weird that I want a case of mp3 players like Karl Lagerfeld? It is, right?

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NINE BELLS post-search

Came across that term in a Creative Boom article in July, which is when I’m writing this note. The full phrase is “a post-AI, post-search and post-social world.” Are we post-AI yet? I feel like what’s arrived so far is mostly empty promises. Post-social (media)? Well, yeah, but most people don’t see it that way yet. They even think TikTok is social media, and it’s not – it has no social graph, its algo is basically souped-up TiVo, it’s television with a comments section.

Sometimes I think old-style public access cable television ate the planet and nobody noticed.

But post-search. That feels right. Search has been crippled for a while now. Search being a fundamental function of the web, even saying the word “post-search” feels weird and worrying. Is that where we all are now? Hoping the “AI” “search” answer at the top of Google results is right?

I just found out that Searchblog is still running – https://battellemedia.com/ .

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NINE BELLS pen note

I love the Drehgriffel pen bodies, but I don’t love the refills they come loaded with. I swapped one out for the Parker G2 Quink Gel refill this summer and now it writes just the way I always wanted it to. All flow, no skip or thinning. You can buy two G2 Quink Gel refills for under a fiver over here. Not the cheapest thing, obviously, but it makes a beautiful refillable pen perfect.

You need good tools. An unreliable tool introduces friction and disrupts thought.

CONNECTED:

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NINE BELLS clearance

As I write this, I’m trying to clear the back of my office. It’s a small room, and it has a weird L shape to it. Because it’s small and a weird shape and of no use to anyone else, it’s the room I adopted as my office when we moved in, more than thirty years ago. Thirty years of people dumping shit in this room at Xmas because nobody (but me) would see it. Clearing it out is like digging through the geological strata of our time in this house. Here’s her broken watch from twenty years ago. There’s a painting by my daughter she did for me when she was two and I immediately stuck to the office wall. There’s the promo sheet for the comics series I did before she was born. There’s a whole life in this stupid little room.

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NINE BELLS boxing

I paste things into my notebooks. Tonight, a note from Dan Catt, a photo of the Bee Pioneer, a car crash, a new watch, the cover of a book. When the notebooks are filled, they go in a storage box.

Tonight, I think about my daughter finding these boxes when I’m gone and she has to clear the house. All my scribbles, notes to self, half-ideas, frustrations and speculations and tabulations, and snapshots of the days after she moved away, more than ten years ago as I write this.

At some point, I suppose we all start imagining the future in terms of the past.

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NINE BELLS by genre

Every genre is now microfractured into dozens of subgenres, which in turn fracture and shed off more. This is an extremely online thing, and so I’ve let a lot of it pass me by in the past several years. Because Bandcamp isn’t algo driven, the only new stuff it shows me is by artists and labels I’ve already bought from. I’m now reaching the point where I’m feeling a bit hemmed in and everything is sounding a little the same. I feel like I should pick one genre and drill down through every odd associated hashtag until I reach some imagined pelagic zone where all the frantic subdivision is happening in the abyssal dark.

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NINE BELLS microseason

We are in the Japanese micro-season of Praying Mantises Hatch And Come Forth. There used to be an app that announces the change of the micro-season, of which there are 72. I think this is a lovely idea, and I am sad that we only have four in Britain. I think False Spring should be a season on its own, for example, as should It Is Summer Because The Rain Has Gotten Warmer.

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NINE BELLS lazy

I have read a calculation that Picasso produced at least one piece of art a day from the age of twenty until his death.

Not sure how he found the time, given his intense and poisonous personal life, but there it is.

This sort of thing always makes me curious. Like the fact that Graham Greene wrote exactly and only 500 words a day, every day.

It also somehow makes me feel lazy. To be this age and still feeling like I’m not doing it right.

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NINE BELLS the robot is a liar

I have this little AI listening device I was given, and the weirdest thing about it is that at 8pm it pops a little summary of what I let it hear about my day, and it’s the most peculiarly positive uplifting hopecore message about my life. It puts the most calming, soothing spin on whatever it picked up, and it wants me to believe that I have a peaceful, creative life filled with love and affection.

Tomorrow I will tell it that it’s a fucking liar and see how it spins that.

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