I am putting out poisoned chicken for the werewolf.
He continues to perform obscene thirty-second dances in front of the Ring doorbell at night and demands I put them on the internet.
I may be old fashioned but I do not think werewolves should be allowed on TikTok. It would give the younger generation funny ideas.
I also do not believe that, in this degenerate age, werewolves are not permitted to own mobile phones.