I am putting out poisoned chicken for the werewolf.

He continues to perform obscene thirty-second dances in front of the Ring doorbell at night and demands I put them on the internet.

I may be old fashioned but I do not think werewolves should be allowed on TikTok. It would give the younger generation funny ideas.

I also do not believe that, in this degenerate age, werewolves are not permitted to own mobile phones.