The Terrible Drink

This is awful. I’m drinking one every morning now.

One handful kale. Half a carrot, a chunk of cucumber, handful of black grapes, scant handful frozen berries, cold water, blitz in blender until it disguises itself as something drinkable. It’s lying.

It’s terrible. Nothing with kale in is great, except maybe the kale and black grape juice I used to make, which gave me this idea (I don’t have time to run the juicer right now). This is not as good as that. But it’s kind of horrifying how much better I feel in the mornings after forcing down this nightmare muck.