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Good morning. It is 1145am and I am barely in my body. Inbox 22 and a serious number of serious things to get done today. So, aside from anything else, it’s going to be a stress management day. Side-eyeing the news notifications telling me to look forward to at least another month of lockdown as I mix my protein/superfood smoothie. Fun new metric: according to the estimates made by Apple Watch, I can burn almost 3000 calories a day just thinking. If my brain could just explain that to my spreading arse, that would be great, thanks

Okay. Here we go again.