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He eats bullets to take their power. He’s not very well, but he might be bulletproof.

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Bank queuing, that irresistible urge to tell everyone to get on the floor

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Asleep, dreaming of The best nights when I dream of being asleep and dreaming

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I need more dead bodies in my life

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Is it rude to send a congratulations card to your old employer’s cancer

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I once knew someone who claimed that when hungover her teeth went soft.

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That point at the end of winter when your bones feel damp.

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I have reached the age where my October Surprise is that I’m still alive.

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To be is to one day not be, so why ask the fucking question

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I like to think that Wilbur Mercer’s middle name was Godot.

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