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Camel Trophy Off Road

I’ve been bad. I’ve done the worst thing in the world. I’ve been on eBay.

The Camel Trophy was an international driving competition sponsored by Camel Cigarettes between 1980 and 2000. And every time they did one, they released a watch to commemorate it. This one is from the 1990s, apparently – not the original strap, sadly, but I’m not really concerned about that. The case is basically a chunk of bronze. It’s not a huge watch, but it has that field-watch easy legibility and it’s a proper weight on the wrist.

The brown strap, of course, means I have to match it with something, because I don’t wear brown/sand/camel/beige clothes, so I wear a brown leather bracelet and a couple of brown wooden bracelets on the other wrist, a pendant on a brown leather thong, and a brown 1990s Sergio Cerruti Roma leather belt I may have just bought myself on eBay ahem. Never forget Gene Wilder’s rule from his notes on the first draft of the Willy Wonka costume:

Also a light blue felt hat-band to match with the same light blue fluffy bow tie shows a man who knows how to compliment his blue eyes.

To match the shoes with the jacket is fey. To match the shoes with the hat is taste.

While we wouldn’t necessarily use the word “fey” today, his general point stands. And we try to cultivate taste.

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THE REVOLUTIONISTS, Jason Burke 

Another idea newly influential in analytic circles at this time originated with Brian Jenkins, an expert at the Rand Corporation in California, who had studied art history and was steeped in the radical artistic production of the 1960s. He argued that the use of violence in terrorism was not ‘mindless’ but carefully designed to communicate a message to specific audiences: terrorism as theatre.

THE REVOLUTIONISTS is an immense, deeply researched and sourced work about extremists. The sort of people we now call “terrorists,” but Burke has a position on that, and uses “extremists” for reasons. His view of the phenomenon starts post-war, gets going in the 1960s, and ends in the mid-Eighties with the radicalization of Osama bin Laden. It is exhaustive, whipping from squats in Germany to tape cassettes of Ayatollah Khomeini circulating rural Iran as audio samizdat, from the “snow murders” in Japan to a Swedish spy almost getting wiped out by Israeli jets. And, over and over again, a chubby-faced Venezuelan failson and borderline incompetent by the name of Ilich Ramírez Sánchez who loved money, sex and killing people, soon to be known as Carlos the Jackal.

The Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine codenamed him Carlos. The Guardian, of all newspapers, called him The Jackal. The press during the period were about as helpful as the London newspapers during Jack the Ripper’s run.

All tended to portray Ramírez as possessed of near-superhuman powers. Many of the Western accounts should have stretched credulity. Journalists, politicians and other commentators routinely claimed that ‘Carlos the Jackal’ had participated in more or less every terrorist attack that had occurred in the previous decade, including the Munich Olympics attack of 1972, the hijacking that led to the Entebbe raid and the wave of violence in the summer of 1977. Ramírez was supposed to have masterminded the seizure of the US Embassy in Tehran in 1979, organised the fatal shooting of Nicaragua’s former dictator Anastasio Somoza in Paraguay a year later and led a team of Libyan assassins from Mexico across the Rio Grande into the US. An Italian magazine reported that Ramírez had links variously to the Italian Red Brigades, ‘neo-Fascists’, the Palestinians and a network of Freemasons. In one of the more spectacularly irresponsible reports of this sort, the weekly magazine New York, recently bought by the up-and-coming Australian businessman Rupert Murdoch, described in detail what might happen if ‘the most dangerous man in the world’ used a small nuclear bomb against an American city. Meanwhile, a series of cinematic blockbusters depicted an often thinly disguised version of Ramírez as an omnipotent mastermind of violence, as did books with names like The Carlos Complex or Brothers in Blood. Some accounts declared Ramírez dead; others said he was a master of disguise and very much alive. All placed him at the heart of an international terrorist network.

Which he really wasn’t.

For another example: the Baader-Meinhof Gang or just Baader-Meinhof were actually called the Red Army Faction, and the most effective member was not the idiot Andreas Baader nor the brilliant but slightly mad Ulrike Meinhof (who opted to join the group a good while after they started operating, and whom the group later turned on), but Gudrun Ensslin. Baader-Meinhof just sounded better to the media.

‘Ulrike Meinhof speaks, turning her sharp mind mercilessly against herself,’ one wrote. ‘A self-made martyr, a self-elected Joan of Arc of proletarian internationalism, with no army behind her but the people who call themselves the RAF, a spectral image in her poor clever head.’

I found this whole book compulsively readable, and relatively easy to keep track of during all the location changes and shifts in focus. Of which there are a lot, because this is a global book. I could go on, but I won’t: it’s a fantastic piece of history writing, detailed without being overwhelming, sharp and clever and unsparing.

THE REVOLUTIONISTS, Jason Burke (UK) (US+)

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19jun26

Too much to do today. Had three deliveries before noon – a CD, a magazine, and a pair of pre-owned grey canvas Carharrt work trousers I got for the price of five packets of crisps from eBay. In my experience, Carharrt clothes are near indestructible, so even though those things are a bit worn and stained, they will probably outlive me. And yesterday evening I got a box of blu-rays. Out to dinner tonight at the only local place to be included in the Michelin guide.

Email is very quiet. I have to block out next week to finish writing the novella so I need to land a bunch of stuff today to clear that runway.

I believe I have cracked the recipe on chocolate hazelnut dairy-free ice cream. Alongside figuring out coffee walnut cake dairy-free ice cream and making a passable cherry one, it’s been a good week for desserts. Nobody reading this over my shoulder actually cares about that, of course.

Back Monday: in the meantime, switch to the newsletter for Sunday material.

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JUDEX On Blu-Ray

I have always wanted to see this, and it popped up on sale while I was trawling through the bottom of Amazon the other night.

Judex (real name Jacques de Trémeuse) is a fictional French vigilante hero created by Louis Feuillade and Arthur Bernède for the 1916 silent film serial of the same name. Judex (whose name is Latin for “judge”) is a mysterious avenger who dresses in black and wears a wide-brimmed hat and cloak. He was possibly conceived as a heroic version of the criminal character Fantômas, about whom Feuillade had directed the popular 1913 serial Fantômas. The character has since appeared in other films, in novels, on stage and in comic books. Judex may have been an inspiration for the American pulp hero The Shadow, who was himself an inspiration for Batman

A 4K restoration of a black and white film serial that’s over a hundred years old. That is an amazing thing. UK only. But if you have a multiregion player you can probably figure it out.

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18jun26

The raspberries are excellent this year so far.

I felt the need to offline for an hour, so I walked into town while listening to Spaceman’s Transmissions and got an early lunch and a glass of wine.

That’s the Halfpenny Green Red Sparkling, for those keeping count. (Yes, Mark, I see you.) And also a leather small-carry shoulder bag which I cannot recall the purchase location of.

I brought my notebook but didn’t open it in the end, or read a book or read the news. My body decided it was time to just spend a little while in the sun with the flavours and nothing else.

This is the Camel Trophy Off Road watch, which I appear to have not written up here, but on the newsletter instead, so I’ll have to copy that over at some point. (And yes, the date window appears to have an issue.)

Every now and then you need an hour of just doing nothing at all.

OPERATIONS: big scripting day and laying down Sunday’s newsletter
STATUS: scheming, mostly. Also made cherry ice cream that was pretty good
READING: HOUSE OF DAY, HOUSE OF NIGHT, Olga Tokarczuk (UK) (US+)
LISTENING: MEGAPTERA, Rone

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morning world computer

David Muenzer.

Afropresentism and Kinternet:

“Afropresentism says, I am here bearing witness, yes, and it aches. And yes, I am grieving. And most importantly, yes, I celebrate still being alive enough to feel all of that. I see that you are also grieving and I see that you are alive too… Yes, I celebrate the rage I know I’m not alone in. Yes, I see the everyday barrage— the advertisements and the architectures that have grown so elaborate, so unrelenting in their reminders of our compromise. And, yes everything I bear witness to that wounds me and wounds you I will meet with my own technology of refusal.”

Building from this philosophy and from the dialogue with Mutemi, Githere made the case for the kinternet–a conceptual model for a network that weaves together myth and ancestors; theory and practice. Sketched out by hand and distributed on paper to everyone in the audience, the kinternet is a technology of repair, rooted in grief, rage, slowing down, and connecting with one another in the present.

Genevieve Stebbins’ Delsarte System of Dramatic Expression (1886).

morning computer: some useful things first thing in the day.

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17jun26

Trying to keep up with my own brain today. Flurry of thoughts. This edition of Feed Me connected to some recent notions. Mostly offline today – lots of work, and I want to capture and develop as many of these floating ideas as I can.

OPERATIONS: just processed an attachment agreement to try and turn one of my old books into a film. Prose serial I wrote a few months ago just got approved. Just punched through some edits on a consult before 11am. Still have five things on my to-do list for today. Have a phoner with a producer tonight.
STATUS: make me stop looking at eBay, I have a lightweight canvas Carharrt work pant and a new watch coming, and I keep looking at chore jackets
READING: HOUSE OF DAY, HOUSE OF NIGHT, Olga Tokarczuk (UK) (US+)
LISTENING: Tatemono by Tomoyoshi Date + Stijn Hüwels
DRINK: Flint Vineyard Precoce

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morning hot world computer

Seth Pick.

Songs prep the brains of finches yet to hatch for a hot world

Exposure to parents’ “heat calls” makes finch young more resilient to heat after hatching

Ganzeer’s CAIRO DIARIES.

MIXAM: This seems to be a print on demand service for zines that lets you sell individual copies through their website rather than having to order a bunch and sell them yourself.

morning computer: some useful things first thing in the day.

My free weekly newsletter is at https://orbitaloperations.beehiiv.com/

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THE BIG THREE, Neel Burton

For better or worse, Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle engineered the Western mind. Above all, they formed part of a movement that stood at the crossroads of mythological and scientific-rational thought, at the crossroads of mythos and logos. Although the path of logos had already been beaten by the pre-Socratics, and would be paved by the Stoics, it is they, the Gang of Three, that forced the carriage to turn. This book sets out to do three things: trace the journey from mythos to logos; outline the lives and thought of Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle; and, in the final analysis, consider their legacy, and what can still be gained from them, especially in the universal fields of mental health and human flourishing.

THE BIG THREE is a potted history of the lives and thoughts of Socrates, Plato and Aristotle, and is more entertaining than that sounds, at least in part because Burton is quite happy to call the great philosophers and their various associates and contemporaries out when they’re being complete dicks. Socrates was an arse. Their various antecedents and hangers-on were arses and generally tried to out-arse each other.

Heraclitus, it seems, did not have any teachers or students, but did in time sprout followers such as Cratylus. According to Aristotle, Cratylus espoused such a radical theory of flux that he berated Heraclitus for saying that one cannot step twice into the same river, ‘for he himself held that it cannot be done even once.’ Cratylus ended up thinking that one ought not speak, and resorted instead to indiscriminately wagging his finger.

Most of them were arses. But some had wit.

The almost centenarian Cratinus defended his own drinking with the line, ‘You’ll never fashion anything clever by drinking water!’

It bogged down for me towards the back, with an exhaustive/endless tour through the million fucking works of Aristotle, a journey that has convinced me never to read Aristotle. Until that point, however, it is a terrific historical situating of the philosophers in their times and places, and of all the ways these periods continue to underpin our present condition.

In 770 BCE, close contact with the Phoenicians in the east led to the adoption of a phonetic system of language notation. The Greeks adapted the Phoenician abjad (an alphabet with only consonants), which had been developed for a semitic language, to include vowels, thereby creating the basis of our own modern alphabet.

Lots of fun.

Xanthippe’s shrewishness captured the imagination of later writers, who took to inventing or repeating stories about her, for instance, that she trampled upon a cake sent by Alcibiades, or that she emptied the chamber pot over Socrates’ head—prompting Socrates to remark, ‘After thunder comes the rain.’

THE GANG OF THREE: SOCRATES, PLATO, ARISTOTLE, Neel Burton (UK) (US+)

According to Protagoras, the value of an opinion lies not in its truth but in its usefulness to the person that holds it—a slippery position that could readily be seized upon by scoundrels.

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