Update: I ripped the Typology theme out, which was very sad, and stuck in a minimal theme called Clutterless. It is very basic, but I kind of like it. It will hold in place for now, until I have time to do a deep dive. So, reader, if you’ve just come back and are wondering why everything looks different, that’s why. It seems that Meks Typology update (and all the thousand plug-ins and weird things it loads in) plus an ever-jankier Jetpack conflicted all to fuck and kept breaking everything. I will miss all the bells and whistles, but I will not miss having to actually think about the back end of this website.
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