Let me tell you, reader: it does not taste like I’m thriving.

Inbox 17. 2020 work speed started last night. I keep telling everyone, I need a quiet year, but events will eventuate.

If you’re interested, the appalling green sludge there contains:

  • 250ml water, ish
  • one apple
  • half a stick of celery
  • half a carrot
  • pinch of ginger
  • large pinch broccoli shoots
  • eight green grapes
  • five melon cubes
  • scant handful baby spinach
  • scant handful pea shoots
  • one scoop Thrive multinutrient
  • sadness
  • tears
  • a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp